1) They know things got real when that 20/15 shows up.
2) Some of the I&R patients deserve trophies after their efforts.
3) We all know these types of headaches.
But the binocular vision clinic hits different:
4) Foxtrot, Zulu, Bravo, Delta, Echo.
5) And when you bring them in, they are still not dilated.
6) She sees just enough.
7) Patient stories are just never-ending.
8) This is for all of us with glasses.
9) Even while wearing a mask.
10) Oh, I got the stigma!
11) First of all, I asked for YOUR family.
12) As soon as lunch begins...
13) Referred. Bye.
14) Meanwhile, panic in ED.
15) And that will be $120.
16) Proven cure. Don’t forget warm compresses BID OU.
17) Wait, what is the A/V ratio?
18) Let’s not even get into “do you ever get red eyes.”
19) There goes the bag.
20) A good meme list is not complete without a dad joke. But seriously, do not sleep in your contact lenses.